RAndomness at its best
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
XIA WU HAO
Ni De Shenti Hao Ma?
i hate going to school cos:
1.My internet dun fucking work
2.Im too much of a lazyass to go configure it
3.My new classmates will never equal to even 1% of W35L
4. I cant bang the class walls
Skipped 3 Ut's already...luckily my grades are turning from X-F-D-C-B-A
But daily grades dun contribute nuts to the overall GPA..
So excuse me while im being
EMO in the corner...
Ni De Shenti Hao Ma?
i hate going to school cos:
1.My internet dun fucking work
2.Im too much of a lazyass to go configure it
3.My new classmates will never equal to even 1% of W35L
4. I cant bang the class walls
Skipped 3 Ut's already...luckily my grades are turning from X-F-D-C-B-A
But daily grades dun contribute nuts to the overall GPA..
So excuse me while im being
EMO in the corner...
6:31 AM
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Blogged
Thursday, October 9, 2008
L I F E
IS
A
BITCH
IS
A
BITCH
5:38 AM
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Are you a DC or a MARVEL?
Friday, October 3, 2008
NO rajan...i will not be posting about you....as you have asked me too.i just cant bear uploading carmen's obnoxious pics into my crumple-free blog..
So as the title says' are you a DC or a MARVEL fan?
in case you dont know whats the difference
in case you dont know whats the difference
DC superheroes are
Batman
The Flash
Aquaman
and its poster boy Superman
MARVEL superheroes are:
Wolverine
Captain America
The hulk
And its posterboy Spiderman
Tag me for your views guys i need your help to settle a little feud wif sum1 >.<
include ur vote on either DC or MARVEL and 1 of your favourite superhero from that side
7:48 AM
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The Perfect punishment
Monday, September 29, 2008
Today instantly became the crappiest day of the year for me..turns out that RP send mail to my house stating ive not been in sch for 3 or more days ...Dang...though i had worked out the chics...hmmm...maybe one of the faci's accidentally marked me absent instead of partial..
Back to the topic...the punishment....my dad did the same old nagging...then he put forward to me a choice of punishment..
1.take dat 10$ off the counter and give myself a decent haircut
(decent meaning i had to trim away the sideburns i was keeping and my fringe..trim my back my top...basically he just told me to tell the uncle to cut it short...and if he was not satisfied i would have to go back and redo it)
2.He would whack me up
So i stoned infront of him for like 5 mins...if i chose option2 of course he wouldn't whack me up...he wouldn't dare do it since he was fasting...no instead he would be mad and cut my hair himself...i would'nt have mind a little slapdown from him though...been ages since i got 1 of those...my skin's gonna lose its resilience >.<
So i ended up with screwed up hair..and its pointless styling it..its too short...
NIZAM PINJAM SNOWCAP!!!
well at least till i get 1 for myself...
Hapyy last day of fasting to all fellow muslims!!
Back to the topic...the punishment....my dad did the same old nagging...then he put forward to me a choice of punishment..
1.take dat 10$ off the counter and give myself a decent haircut
(decent meaning i had to trim away the sideburns i was keeping and my fringe..trim my back my top...basically he just told me to tell the uncle to cut it short...and if he was not satisfied i would have to go back and redo it)
2.He would whack me up
So i stoned infront of him for like 5 mins...if i chose option2 of course he wouldn't whack me up...he wouldn't dare do it since he was fasting...no instead he would be mad and cut my hair himself...i would'nt have mind a little slapdown from him though...been ages since i got 1 of those...my skin's gonna lose its resilience >.<
So i ended up with screwed up hair..and its pointless styling it..its too short...
NIZAM PINJAM SNOWCAP!!!
well at least till i get 1 for myself...
Hapyy last day of fasting to all fellow muslims!!
4:44 AM
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The japanese are crazy...
Friday, September 26, 2008
Phew long posting break but im back!..
and no dun worry im nt gonna update u wif happenings in the past 3 months that would be boring + u can always view nizam's blog to see..
today i wanna share my view on the japanese..
the way i see it, most teenagers in singapore views on japanese are
"ZOMFGWTF...THE JAPANESE ARE SO KEWL >.>....THEY ARE KAWAII CAN?"
That's cause they have steroetyped japan to be either
1. Great source of animes and anime culture
2.Best source for anything digital( heck they even came up with digital toilets.....i would'nt wanna shit on a robot, would you?)
but check this shit out....
i'd reckon this happens to people who battle between Godzilla and several Gundams in the early 1980s bombarded the whole of Japan with cosmic G-rays, which allowed then-youths to grow up and draw these weird-ass wii manuals(i took the liberty of translating them)
First, hitting your husband in the face with a Wiimote is not acceptable even if you're pregnant. Do not blame it on your hormones.
Do not pour half a bottle of orange-flavored tea onto your Wii. Anything less than half is fine.
The Wii is not a tie.
Do not attempt to control your heart with the Wiimote
Do not imitate that clip of the "smoking woman" with your Wii
When the Wii catches a cold, use a hypo-allergenic blanket
Do not remove the four leaf clover from your Wii. It is Nintendo's secret to motion sensing.
Do not unwrap the Wii over your head
Do not attempt to produce your own twist-ties for the sensor bar. One is provided for you.
Test have shown limited success with playing the Wii with your feet. However, you will produce lightning
Blu-ray discs will not work in the Wii
Do not lay out a Wii for homeless Japanese citizens. They should clean themselves up and get a job like an honorable salaryman
Do not forcibly remove Wii discs. There is an ejection mechanism. Jerk.
Do not attempt to wake up the Wii when it is napping
Awesome machine.Crappy manuals
1:13 AM
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